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+4sitidr LAYLA azira_31 (legend) Adib 8 posters |
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Adib
Number of posts : 21
Age : 34
Registration date : 2007-04-11
| Subject: Pearl Harbor Vs Titanic  Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:01 am | |
| Seorang Pelancong Cina masuk kedalam sebuah bar di Hawaii dan dia amat terperanjat kerana didalamnya terdapat Steven Spielberg! Pengarah filem yang ternama. Sedang dia enak menikmati minumannya tiba-tiba beliau melihat pengarah filem tersebut meluru kepadanya dan melepaskan sebiji penumbuk.
Setelah bangun dari duduknya, beliau menjerit "Apa pasal engkau tumbuk aku ni?"
Pengarah filem tersebut berkata," Itu sebagai balasan di atas pengeboman Pearl Harbor, datuk aku mati pada masa tu".
Cina tersebut membantah. "Aku bangsa Cina laa bodoh! apa kena mengena dengan Jepun pulak?" Pengarah filem tadi membalas "Aaah..! Jepun, Cina, Burma, Vietnam, semua sama aje!"
Keadaan kembali reda selepas itu. Setelah memesan sebotol beer lagi, Lelaki Cina tadi terus meluru kepada Pengarah filem dan memberi satu tumbukan yang padu.
"Apa pasal kau tumbuk aku pulak ni?" balas sang pengarah filem.
"Itu sebagai balasan kerana menenggelamkan Titanic, moyang aku ada dalam kapal tu dan mati" balas Cina tadi.
"Hey budak! Titanic tenggelam pasal Iceberg laa bodoh..!" jerit sang pengarah lagi.
"Aaahh! Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg... korang semua sama aje...!" | |
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azira_31 (legend)
Super Legend
Number of posts : 1502
Age : 38
Localisation : Damansara
Registration date : 2006-11-24
| | Subject: Re: Pearl Harbor Vs Titanic Thu Apr 12, 2007 9:09 am | |
| hahahahaa ko mnom susu dumex tlampau pnadai b'cerita...  | |
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LAYLA
Model Legend
Number of posts : 693
Age : 35
Localisation : Batu Pahat, Johor
Registration date : 2006-10-10
| | Subject: Re: Pearl Harbor Vs Titanic Mon Apr 16, 2007 8:57 pm | |
| huha huha huha!
cerita sgt x melawak kan.
ngaha!~ | |
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sitidr
Legend Crew
Number of posts : 258
Age : 37
Localisation : Puncak Alam , Sgor.
Registration date : 2007-01-13
| | Subject: Re: Pearl Harbor Vs Titanic Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:43 am | |
| igtkn pe td... hikhikhik.... lawak2...  hikhikhikhikhikhikhik...  | |
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LAYLA
Model Legend
Number of posts : 693
Age : 35
Localisation : Batu Pahat, Johor
Registration date : 2006-10-10
| | Subject: Re: Pearl Harbor Vs Titanic Thu Jun 14, 2007 5:43 am | |
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sitidr
Legend Crew
Number of posts : 258
Age : 37
Localisation : Puncak Alam , Sgor.
Registration date : 2007-01-13
| | Subject: Re: Pearl Harbor Vs Titanic Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:15 am | |
| perang ape lak layla nieyh???
mrapu je ek??? | |
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Hate
Moderator
Number of posts : 1182
Age : 38
Localisation : Key L
Registration date : 2006-10-16
| | Subject: Re: Pearl Harbor Vs Titanic Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:29 am | |
| haha,.. ko minum susu dumex ke adib?
isk isk da besor panjang minum susu dumex.. | |
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LAYLA
Model Legend
Number of posts : 693
Age : 35
Localisation : Batu Pahat, Johor
Registration date : 2006-10-10
| | Subject: Re: Pearl Harbor Vs Titanic Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:34 am | |
| lala minum susu HL!
kak hajar.
ehehehe.
saje jerk! | |
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Hate
Moderator
Number of posts : 1182
Age : 38
Localisation : Key L
Registration date : 2006-10-16
| | Subject: Re: Pearl Harbor Vs Titanic Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:36 am | |
| nak mintak topup la tuh.... | |
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LAYLA
Model Legend
Number of posts : 693
Age : 35
Localisation : Batu Pahat, Johor
Registration date : 2006-10-10
| | Subject: Re: Pearl Harbor Vs Titanic Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:39 am | |
| hehehe.
mane ab tau..
ab makin terer la.!
huhuhu.. | |
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Hate
Moderator
Number of posts : 1182
Age : 38
Localisation : Key L
Registration date : 2006-10-16
| | Subject: Re: Pearl Harbor Vs Titanic Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:42 am | |
| biase la..
ab kan dah besar.
hahah | |
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LAYLA
Model Legend
Number of posts : 693
Age : 35
Localisation : Batu Pahat, Johor
Registration date : 2006-10-10
| | Subject: Re: Pearl Harbor Vs Titanic Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:47 am | |
| hahahaah!
bagus2!
semakin hebat! | |
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sitidr
Legend Crew
Number of posts : 258
Age : 37
Localisation : Puncak Alam , Sgor.
Registration date : 2007-01-13
| | Subject: Re: Pearl Harbor Vs Titanic Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:50 am | |
| adeh2.... krg bdua ni... dmne sje nk bdebat... adehla...layla nk topup eh??? hikhikhik... nk bpe??? tggu bday layla akak banje topup... hikhikhik..  | |
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LAYLA
Model Legend
Number of posts : 693
Age : 35
Localisation : Batu Pahat, Johor
Registration date : 2006-10-10
| | Subject: Re: Pearl Harbor Vs Titanic Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:51 am | |
| waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
b`day layla dh lepas!
ouh x pe x pe!
esok b`day layla yg kedua!
sile la topup!
lalalalalalal!~
kak hajar baik!
kak hajar cantek! | |
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sitidr
Legend Crew
Number of posts : 258
Age : 37
Localisation : Puncak Alam , Sgor.
Registration date : 2007-01-13
| | Subject: Re: Pearl Harbor Vs Titanic Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:53 am | |
| bile bday layla??? ahaks... sori... hikhikhik... x tau... he... tu puji2 tu nk skang ke... xde2...ckp kak hajar udoh dlu... hikhik.. | |
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Sepet
Administrator
Number of posts : 1098
Age : 38
Registration date : 2006-10-09
| | Subject: Re: Pearl Harbor Vs Titanic Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:53 am | |
| huhuhu!!~
tolong beri pandangan untuk gath kita bulan ogos ini..
di rungan beri pendapat dan cadangan!
^)^ | |
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LAYLA
Model Legend
Number of posts : 693
Age : 35
Localisation : Batu Pahat, Johor
Registration date : 2006-10-10
| | Subject: Re: Pearl Harbor Vs Titanic Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:53 am | |
| esok2!
esok b`day layla!
hihihi.
ala x nak ckp udoh!
anti x dpt topup! | |
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Hate
Moderator
Number of posts : 1182
Age : 38
Localisation : Key L
Registration date : 2006-10-16
| | Subject: Re: Pearl Harbor Vs Titanic Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:55 am | |
| iqman neh potong stim la..
huhuh | |
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LAYLA
Model Legend
Number of posts : 693
Age : 35
Localisation : Batu Pahat, Johor
Registration date : 2006-10-10
| | Subject: Re: Pearl Harbor Vs Titanic Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:57 am | |
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Hate
Moderator
Number of posts : 1182
Age : 38
Localisation : Key L
Registration date : 2006-10-16
| | Subject: Re: Pearl Harbor Vs Titanic Fri Jun 15, 2007 1:03 am | |
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LAYLA
Model Legend
Number of posts : 693
Age : 35
Localisation : Batu Pahat, Johor
Registration date : 2006-10-10
| | Subject: Re: Pearl Harbor Vs Titanic Fri Jun 15, 2007 1:05 am | |
| ala!!
lala titanic!!!
ab sampan! | |
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Hate
Moderator
Number of posts : 1182
Age : 38
Localisation : Key L
Registration date : 2006-10-16
| | Subject: Re: Pearl Harbor Vs Titanic Fri Jun 15, 2007 1:08 am | |
| =.=!
sampan x besh la..
bot la. | |
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LAYLA
Model Legend
Number of posts : 693
Age : 35
Localisation : Batu Pahat, Johor
Registration date : 2006-10-10
| | Subject: Re: Pearl Harbor Vs Titanic Fri Jun 15, 2007 1:09 am | |
| eh x pe x pe
lala amik black pearl!
ab amik titanic!
ukay! | |
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sitidr
Legend Crew
Number of posts : 258
Age : 37
Localisation : Puncak Alam , Sgor.
Registration date : 2007-01-13
| | Subject: Re: Pearl Harbor Vs Titanic Fri Jun 15, 2007 1:36 am | |
| he... yeke kalu ckp udoh x dpt topup???? hikhik.. | |
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LAYLA
Model Legend
Number of posts : 693
Age : 35
Localisation : Batu Pahat, Johor
Registration date : 2006-10-10
| | Subject: Re: Pearl Harbor Vs Titanic Fri Jun 15, 2007 1:40 am | |
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