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PostSubject: Kemalangan   Kemalangan Icon_minitimeSun Dec 10, 2006 10:53 pm
Seorang lelaki dan wanita terlibat dalam kemalangan jalanraya yang dahsyat. Kereta mereka remuk sama sekali. Ajaibnya, kedua mereka selamat tanpa sebarang kecederaan. Selepas berjaya keluar, perempuan itu berkata kepada si lelaki, " Heran ye. Awak lelaki, saya wanita. Tengok la kereta kita. Hancus! Tapi kita tak apa-apa pun. Mungkin ini tanda dari tuhan untuk kita. Mungkin dah takdir kita akan berkawan & mungkin hingga ke jinjang pelamin", kata si wanita tersengih-sengih.

Si lelaki terkedu, "Saya setuju dengan kata-kata awak", katanya.

"Oh ye. Ini satu lagi keajaiban dari tuhan. Walaupun kereta saya rosak teruk, botol arak ini masih elok. Tak pecah pun. Mungkin ini tanda dari tuhan supaya kita minum ucap selamat untuk hal ini. Apa kata saudara?", kata si wanita sambil menghulurkan arak itu kepada si lelaki.

"Baiklah, demi persahabatan ini", kata si lelaki sambil dengan rakusnya meminum arak tersebut hingga separuh botol. Selepas itu dia menyerahkan botol itu kembali kepada si wanita. Si wanita menutup botol arak itu dan menghulurkan kembali kepada si lelaki.

Si lelaki bertanya dengan kehairanan,"Kenapa kamu tak minum sama?".

Si wanita membalas,"Takpe lah. Saya tunggu polis datang....
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PostSubject: Re: Kemalangan   Kemalangan Icon_minitimeMon Dec 11, 2006 7:20 am
wakakaka!
nanti polis dtg laki2 tu la kene saman..







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PostSubject: Re: Kemalangan   Kemalangan Icon_minitimeMon Dec 11, 2006 8:13 am
bodo gak erk!!
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PostSubject: Re: Kemalangan   Kemalangan Icon_minitimeMon Dec 11, 2006 8:43 am
tak abis blaja klas lesen tu...
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PostSubject: Re: Kemalangan   Kemalangan Icon_minitimeMon Dec 11, 2006 3:09 pm
hehe... len kali amik lesen rokok aaa...
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PostSubject: Re: Kemalangan   Kemalangan Icon_minitimeMon Dec 11, 2006 7:50 pm
rokok kene ada lesen ke??????..
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PostSubject: Re: Kemalangan   Kemalangan Icon_minitimeTue Dec 12, 2006 12:38 pm
mane de..
memandai je ijat ni






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PostSubject: Re: Kemalangan   Kemalangan Icon_minitimeTue Dec 12, 2006 9:08 pm
hehe~
gempak gak pmpuan tu kn
ade plak botol arak kt kerte dea
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PostSubject: Re: Kemalangan   Kemalangan Icon_minitimeWed Dec 13, 2006 3:40 am
perempuan tu x sihat kut
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PostSubject: Re: Kemalangan   Kemalangan Icon_minitimeWed Dec 13, 2006 6:23 am
pompuan tuh kompom2 la cina..
cina kan suke beli special brew..
sedap arak tu..
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PostSubject: Re: Kemalangan   Kemalangan Icon_minitimeWed Dec 13, 2006 6:48 am
uish!!yerke???
arak kan haram??
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PostSubject: Re: Kemalangan   Kemalangan Icon_minitimeWed Dec 13, 2006 6:50 am
mana laa dia org tau halal haram!
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PostSubject: Re: Kemalangan   Kemalangan Icon_minitimeWed Dec 13, 2006 6:55 am
TUUUT je lebey!





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PostSubject: Re: Kemalangan   Kemalangan Icon_minitimeWed Dec 13, 2006 7:19 am
Hate wrote:
pompuan tuh kompom2 la cina..
cina kan suke beli special brew..
sedap arak tu..
x caye tanye qam





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tu qamz tau!!dia dah penah rasa kerw??
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PostSubject: Re: Kemalangan   Kemalangan Icon_minitimeWed Dec 13, 2006 7:37 am
betul ke qamzz???

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