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PostSubject: Curang   Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:06 am

Dalam satu kejiranan... bermulalah satu cerita dimana isteri jiran sebelah ni jatuh cinta dengan suami jiran sebelah.

Jadi.....korang faham-fahamlah apa yang dia orang buat kat rumah si isteri tuh. Tak disangka-sangka, suami si isteri ni pulang awal dari kerja hari tu. Maka, kelam-kabutlah si isteri dengan boyfriend dia tu bersurai.

Walaubagaimanapun, suami jiran sebelah tu dah tak sempat lagi keluar ikut pintu belakang.Si suami jiran ni pun bagi idea kat si isteri. Lalu si isteri berlari dengan pantas ke bilik untuk mengambil baby oil dengan bedak badan lalu disapunya baby oil pada badan boyfriendnya. Setelah tu, diletakkan pula bedak badan pada badan boyfriendnya sehingga keseluruhan badan boyfriendnya itu kelihatan putih melepak. Lalu boyfriendnya pun berdiri di salah satu sudut rumah dan meng'freze'kan dirinya supaya kelihatan seperti patung. Setelah melalui saat yang genting
itu, si isteri pun membuka pintu kepada suaminya yang sudah sekian lama mengetuk pintu. Si suami tercengat seketika apabila ternampak 'patung' itu lalu bertanya kepada isterinya,"aik??!!.....dari mana pulak datangnya patung nih??"

"oooo.....patung tuuu. Patung ni saya order dari katalog mak cik sebelah. Baru je sampai tadi." jawab si isteri selamba. "ooooooo.....begitu." balas si suami.

Tepat pukul 3 pagi, tanpa mengejutkan isterinya, si suami keluar dari bilik tidur lalu menuju ke dapur. Kelihatan 'patung' tu masih berada dalam keadaan asalnya tanpa sebarang perubahan. Setelah tiba di dapur, si suami membuat sandwich lalu meletakkannya di atas trey menghidang bersama segelas susu.

Setelah itu, si suami mengangkat makanan itu lalu berdiri betul-betul di hadapan 'patung' itu lalu berkata, "nah....makanlah.". Si 'patung' berasa amat terkejut dan takut kalau-kalau si suami mengetahui hal sebenarnya. Dengan selamba, si suami berkata," aik??!!! tak nak??? orang dah bagi makanan ambik la! Saya ni kira baik la..... Tak macam awak..........dulu, tiga hari tiga malam saya jadi patung kat rumah awak, jangankan makanan..........segelas air pun awak tak bagi!!!!!!"
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PostSubject: Re: Curang   Sun Apr 15, 2007 7:09 am

Hahahahahhahahahaaa....
lawak lah jgak...
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PostSubject: Re: Curang   Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:55 am

hikhikhikhik...
gile la crite ni...
lawak...mmg lawak...aduila...
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PostSubject: Re: Curang   Thu Jun 14, 2007 3:36 am

haha
respek la suami die..
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PostSubject: Re: Curang   Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:40 pm

ab busuk!
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PostSubject: Re: Curang   Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:32 am

lala busuk gak!
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PostSubject: Re: Curang   Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:32 am

lala wangi....................................
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PostSubject: Re: Curang   Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:33 am

panjang sangat!

malas baca!

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PostSubject: Re: Curang   Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:34 am

klu mls bce....xyahla ckp...adeh....he...Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Curang   Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:35 am

ish..ish..ish...
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PostSubject: Re: Curang   Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:37 am

yelah wangi la..
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PostSubject: Re: Curang   Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:38 am

yeay!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Curang   Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:43 am

hadiah tadek!
sebab hari neh hari jumaat..
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PostSubject: Re: Curang   Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:46 am

kedekot.....
kedekot.......
kedekot..........
kedekot.............
kedekot................
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PostSubject: Re: Curang   Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:58 am

esok la...........
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PostSubject: Re: Curang   Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:59 am

ukay!!!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Curang   Fri Jun 15, 2007 1:02 am

jgn bgitau org..
nnt derang pon nak..
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PostSubject: Re: Curang   Fri Jun 15, 2007 1:03 am

biar la dorg nak!
ab kan x kedekot...
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PostSubject: Re: Curang   Fri Jun 15, 2007 3:19 am

uiks...ab nk bg layla pe eh????
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PostSubject: Re: Curang   Fri Jun 15, 2007 3:19 am

ader la!
dak kicik x leh taw!
huhuhuhhu.
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PostSubject: Re: Curang   Fri Jun 15, 2007 3:55 am

uiks...spe dak kcik ni eh???
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PostSubject: Re: Curang   Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:19 am

dak kcik ner lak ni...
mek tgk cemua dah besar2 gajah ni...
leh jdi bapak n mak org dah...
isk2...
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PostSubject: Re: Curang   Sat Jun 16, 2007 9:37 am

ntahla....sy bkn start mcm gajah...rsenye dah mcm gorilla dah...
hikhikhik..Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Curang   Sun Jun 17, 2007 4:20 am

hahahaha!
lalalalalala!~
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PostSubject: Re: Curang   Sun Jun 17, 2007 8:59 am

ooo...ejek akak eh layla???
bese ni...
meh cni meh....
nk cubit die...~~~
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